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How to fake CROP CIRCLES in the field


An experiment: Walk into your wheat field with a small brick with a hole in it and a twenty foot rope. Stand in the somewhere in the middle and twirl the brick at the end of the rope over your head and slowly work your way down.


Invest an hour or so of work, choose a light brick or stone to lighten your burden. Better yet, start with a heavy one to hack and slash the first layers and then degrade to a lighter one for finer touches. Remember, only spin the weight in one direction. Then go to a hill and see if you did a good job. Work at it and improve your technique. In time, try different stone weights and line types to increase your effective radius of crop destruction.


Heck, in no time you can do it in the dead of night... if anyone comes upon the scene investigating the unearthly "wooshing" sounds, simply let go of the line and the evidence immediately plummets out of sight through the wheat. "Gosh, look here at this circle I just found... and did you see that real aliens UFO that was here a minute ago?"


Next, setup a stand selling camera film, meteors, aliens, UFO books, and beer... then telephone the National Enquirer. Its sure to top any proceeds from last year's roadside produce stand!


Maybe, its significant that the reported crop circles started off small and slowly got larger? Maybe it took some experimentation or muscle building to get the really photogenic results?


Heck, I'll make snow-angels if y'all want to get all excited over them and photograph and speculate about them... but the beers gonna cost you!


If you like this one, maybe I'll explain the South American "Landing Fields" and animal markings... naaawwww, that's worth a good article. Maybe even a computer simulation...

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